hullo world and nearly 8 meg dsl

DSL ZoneUK - Bandwidth Meter: said "6694 Kbps which is around 836.74 KB/s including overheads - up from 1722 Kbps"
http://www.dslzoneuk.net/

Cheap International Calls to 28 mainland countries - Talk3 International - TalkTalk Landline:

"Talk3 International is for people who are always on the phone to the UK and beyond, giving you an unlimited number of inclusive local and national landline calls

1 and unlimited anytime international calls to 28 mainland countries in Europe (including the Balearics), Australia, New Zealand, USA and Canada.

2 Calls to mobiles in the USA and Canada are also included at no extra charge.

3 Just dial 18418 before the international number. Call any time, day or night, up to 70 minutes without charge. If you want to talk more just hang up and dial again. Like all of our plans, Talk3 International is structured in the same way as the BT equivalent, making it easy for you to compare prices."

I can afford to call you back (leave a message on my answer machine please)
and chat for an hour at a time if you live in theses countries:-

USA (includes mobile) - - Canada (includes mobile) - Australia - New Zealand - Austria - Belgium - Cyprus - Czech Republic - Denmark - Estonia - Finland - France - Germany - Greece - Hungary - Ireland - Italy - Latvia - Lithuania - Luxembourg - Malta - Netherlands - Poland - Portugal - Slovakia - Slovenia - Spain (inc Balearic Islands) - Sweden